Wednesday, August 30, 2023

Fork

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7 comments:

  1. Can't stomach this music:

    (What? Well, gastric tract jokes end in a colon)

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  2. Slim Pickins and the Salad Bar Band

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  3. @DougM- These are lessons I learned in alimentary school.

    @Oldarmourer- True story (really): I once wrote jokes for robotic vegetables to tell when people were at the salad bar at Chuck E Cheese restaurants. I've lead a strange life...

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  4. The enema of my enema is my friend.

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  5. "Put down the fork, Porky..." sounds like a line from that song "Fifty Ways To Leave Your Liver".

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  6. Not a Lap Band?
    (Boy, I just eat these up!)

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  7. I think I remember seeing those...if I'd have done it I wouldn't admit it ;)

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