He should have a specialist to explain his results to him...if a Nuclear Scientist sent me a formula for anything, I would have a chance at understanding it...not so my "test results", they are completely incomprehensible. I get "you aren't dying yet, probably." This must be so or they'd schedule me for multiple outside specialist tests; must feed the beast. In a short matter of months, that is.
( I just had to "solve" 6 captchas to post this; I'll miss this site; why captchas? I hate being made to prove I'm not a complete moron, over and over.)
I can imagine that a urine sample from Johnny could be truly mysterious. I can also imagine that whoever is reading his sample is incompetent enough that any sample is a mystery.
@Gee M, I have had to do the 6-try captcha thing (sometimes more!) in the past too. It's awfully annoying, for sure!
@Gee M- I'm sorry for that. The "captcha" is TURNED OFF (and has been for months) so I don't know why the hell it's still there annoying people. As you say, there's no reason for there to be captchas here!
@TrickRicky- I believe that pun was the piss de resistance!
@JustaJeepGuy- I'm put in mind of a time when my father tried a friend's homemade wine, smacked his lips thoughtfully, then said "your horse has diabetes."
He should have a specialist to explain his results to him...if a Nuclear Scientist sent me a formula for anything, I would have a chance at understanding it...not so my "test results", they are completely incomprehensible. I get "you aren't dying yet, probably." This must be so or they'd schedule me for multiple outside specialist tests; must feed the beast. In a short matter of months, that is.
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Yellow urinalism?
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ReplyDeleteI can imagine that a urine sample from Johnny could be truly mysterious. I can also imagine that whoever is reading his sample is incompetent enough that any sample is a mystery.
@Gee M, I have had to do the 6-try captcha thing (sometimes more!) in the past too. It's awfully annoying, for sure!
@Gee M- I'm sorry for that. The "captcha" is TURNED OFF (and has been for months) so I don't know why the hell it's still there annoying people. As you say, there's no reason for there to be captchas here!
ReplyDelete@TrickRicky- I believe that pun was the piss de resistance!
@JustaJeepGuy- I'm put in mind of a time when my father tried a friend's homemade wine, smacked his lips thoughtfully, then said "your horse has diabetes."
Fan mail from a flounder?
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