What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stranger.
Shotgun Willie sits around in his underwearBitin' on a bullet, pullin' out all of his hairShotgun Willie has got all of his family there
That'll teach you young whipper-snappers to stay out of my apple trees, the next time it's the rock salt !!
Tie your shoes next time kid, and you'll be be able to run faster.
Kid that size…don't need nuthin' bigger #8 birdshot.Heck, I can usually get the neighbor kid bawlin' with two hits from an airsoft
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Shotgun Willie sits around in his underwear
ReplyDeleteBitin' on a bullet, pullin' out all of his hair
Shotgun Willie has got all of his family there
That'll teach you young whipper-snappers to stay out of my apple trees, the next time it's the rock salt !!
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteTie your shoes next time kid, and you'll be be able to run faster.
Kid that size…
ReplyDeletedon't need nuthin' bigger #8 birdshot.
Heck, I can usually get the neighbor kid bawlin' with two hits from an airsoft