It used to be there were many house fires on Christmas...dead dry trees inside hoses catching fire. Then, artificial trees and LED lights took care of that. Now it's Menorahs left to burn down and etc...cats, kids, who knows. People...only Jews can prevent Menorah fires!
Santa, I thought you let the parents eat the cookies. Have I been misinformed all these years?!?!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to all of you Johnny Optimists!
ReplyDeleteWait until the thousands of gallons of warm eggnog kick in.
ReplyDeleteSounds like the flue to me.
ReplyDeleteWell played Kent!
DeleteMerry Christmas to you and yours Stilt!
ReplyDeleteIt used to be there were many house fires on Christmas...dead dry trees inside hoses catching fire. Then, artificial trees and LED lights took care of that.
ReplyDeleteNow it's Menorahs left to burn down and etc...cats, kids, who knows. People...only Jews can prevent Menorah fires!
I left a cigar out for Santa. Pretty sure he enjoyed it. Merry Christmas from this ol' Heathen.
ReplyDeleteSanta likes Sam's Cola, apparently.
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