Friday, March 21, 2025

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johnny optimism, medical, humor, sick, jokes, boy, wheelchair, doctors, hospital, stilton jarlsberg, butterfly boy, near death experience, nde, bug zapper

5 comments:

  1. I bet it was the kid from Wednesday's cartoon.

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  2. I died once, do not recommend, 0/5 stars.
    No light, just sudden black until I came to again when the clot shifted.
    I think the 'light' people see is when they're face up and their eyes are still open, I was face down and may have had my eyes closed.

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  3. I have one of those tennis racket bug zappers. I don't need the light!

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  4. There's a plastic rifle that shoots table salt at flies called the aSALT rifle. It actually works really well.

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    1. There's one around here in a drawer somewhere, it works better than a frog taped to a stick but the range is a little short.

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