A mother was bathing her baby one night The youngest of ten and a delicate mite The mother was poor and the baby was thin Was only a skeleton covered in skin. The mother turned round for the soap on the rack Was only a moment but when she turned back; Her baby had gone and in anguish she cried, "Oh where is my babe?" The angels replied...
"Your baby has gone down the plughole Your baby has gone down the plug; The poor little thing was so skinny and thin, He should have been bathed in a jug. Your baby is perfectly happy He won't need a bath any more; He's floating away down the drainpipe Not lost but gone before..."
"No, and neither will the baby."
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, he'd really like to forget the whole gift horse fiasco.
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ReplyDeleteA mother was bathing her baby one night
The youngest of ten and a delicate mite
The mother was poor and the baby was thin
Was only a skeleton covered in skin.
The mother turned round for the soap on the rack
Was only a moment but when she turned back;
Her baby had gone and in anguish she cried,
"Oh where is my babe?" The angels replied...
"Your baby has gone down the plughole
Your baby has gone down the plug;
The poor little thing was so skinny and thin,
He should have been bathed in a jug.
Your baby is perfectly happy
He won't need a bath any more;
He's floating away down the drainpipe
Not lost but gone before..."
Alternatively, don’t throw out the bath water with the baby, in the case of Sidney Sweeney….
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