It was their wedding night and the groom was undressing for the first time before his new bride (alright, it's an old joke) When he took his pants off she stared at his gnarled knobby knees He said "I had a severe case of kneesles as a child" He took off his socks and her eyes widened again "Bad case of toelio as a child" He started to drop his underwear and she sighed forlornly "Don't tell me, you had a bad case of smallcox as a child" He grinned and finished undressing with a smile as she stared "Nope, dicktheria, brace yourself"
Too bad he didn't get cowpock. Then he'd have been safe.
ReplyDeleteCould be worse. Could be smallcox.
ReplyDeleteIt was their wedding night and the groom was undressing for the first time before his new bride (alright, it's an old joke)
ReplyDeleteWhen he took his pants off she stared at his gnarled knobby knees
He said "I had a severe case of kneesles as a child"
He took off his socks and her eyes widened again
"Bad case of toelio as a child"
He started to drop his underwear and she sighed forlornly
"Don't tell me, you had a bad case of smallcox as a child"
He grinned and finished undressing with a smile as she stared
"Nope, dicktheria, brace yourself"
Nothing. I got absolutely nothing.
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