Friday, September 5, 2025

Boots

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4 comments:

  1. I think this is a good reason to never buy a cheap phone. Either that or make sure you employ a phonetic alphabet if you're using homophones.

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  2. Faces filled with joy and cheer
    What a magical time of year
    Howdy Ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day

    Put your Viking helmet on
    Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn
    Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day?

    All the little girls and boys
    Love that wonderful crunching noise
    You'll know what this day's about
    When you stomp a weasel's guts right out

    So, come along and have a laugh
    Snap their weasely spines in half
    Grab your boots and stomp your cares away
    Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day

    People up and down the street
    Crushing weasels beneath their feet
    Why we do it, who can say?

    But it's such a festive holiday
    So let the stomping fun begin
    Bash their weasely skulls right in
    It's tradition, that makes it okay

    Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping
    We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping
    Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day
    Hip Hip Hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day
    Weasel Stomping Day

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k76IGLi6jWI

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  3. Yeah…I prefer the visual of Sophia Loren stomping grapes in a big wooden tub.

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  4. Ok, that's funny, I don't care who ya are...

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