JOHNNY'S LEARNING CORNER
For those who might be wondering what kind of pervert I am (as opposed to those of you who already know), fecal transplants are a real thing now. For severe colon problems in which the necessary bacteria aren't there or doing their job, a simple dollop of bio-active poo from a donor can potentially save the sick person's life as well as guaranteeing that they'll have at least one hilarious story to tell at family gatherings in the future.
It's just the method of transplantation that worries me...
ReplyDeleteAnother ringing true of "It's better to give than receive"
ReplyDeleteHow about "Pull up a stool, friend"
ReplyDelete"Pull up a stool, friend"
ReplyDeleteOr...
"Our procedure ain't the best but it's a solid number two"
I don't give a crap.
ReplyDeleteNo shit? Really?
ReplyDeleteAnd we all have one relative that would refuse to donate.
ReplyDeleteLike the dung beetle said when he went into the bar, "is this stool taken?"
ReplyDeleteBut, what a subject, and we're supposed to keep this NON-political? Yer killin' me Smalls!
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ReplyDelete"Before the procedure, we have to ask - are you allergic to corn?"
ReplyDelete@Stilton: If we were allergic to corn...
ReplyDeleteNaaaah. Too easy. ;D