What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stranger.
Was he cross-eyed and didn't know which way to run?
Actually, he was cock-eyed - but that's an altogether different joke.
Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel just so happens to be a freight train.
The fact that you're standing on tracks can also be a clue.
I think it was murder. The motive? Insanity. So, a LocoMotive.
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!
What if it wasn't a freight train but an Amtrak train instead?
In that case, his estate would be charged for a ticket.
Comments, condolences, and "Get Well" wishes are all welcomed. Please refrain from political comments - this strip has enough misery already!
Was he cross-eyed and didn't know which way to run?
ReplyDeleteActually, he was cock-eyed - but that's an altogether different joke.
DeleteSometimes the light at the end of the tunnel just so happens to be a freight train.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that you're standing on tracks can also be a clue.
DeleteI think it was murder. The motive? Insanity.
ReplyDeleteSo, a LocoMotive.
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!
DeleteWhat if it wasn't a freight train but an Amtrak train instead?
ReplyDeleteIn that case, his estate would be charged for a ticket.
Delete