tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.comments2024-03-19T04:27:48.755-05:00Johnny OptimismUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger9067125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-18387114307204278632024-03-19T04:27:48.755-05:002024-03-19T04:27:48.755-05:00That explains why Johnny never heals when you'...That explains why Johnny never heals when you're picking on him. Kent Whiteheadnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-16325246725985285722024-03-18T12:56:33.586-05:002024-03-18T12:56:33.586-05:00What, there's a union??<br />What, there's a union??JustaJeepGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-26078397607646118422024-03-18T08:53:21.384-05:002024-03-18T08:53:21.384-05:00Has Johnny been picking at it again?Has Johnny been picking at it again?TrickyRickynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-59855150579613640242024-03-18T08:12:37.661-05:002024-03-18T08:12:37.661-05:00It's all in the mind...It's all in the mind... M. Mitchell Marmelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03713408277487830595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-59363304046847230212024-03-18T02:17:20.339-05:002024-03-18T02:17:20.339-05:00I laughed myself silly over this one. Thanks for a...I laughed myself silly over this one. Thanks for a crabby bluebird of happiness!Hyzenthlayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06869925943491688627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-70108697628804056072024-03-17T20:22:13.947-05:002024-03-17T20:22:13.947-05:00@Readers- And then there were the three old woman ...@Readers- And then there were the three old woman sitting on a park bench. A man walked over to them, threw open his trenchcoat, and flashed them. Two of the women had a stroke but the other couldn't reach that far.Stilton Jarlsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14503164551782304564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-18059971495049235422024-03-16T08:45:15.108-05:002024-03-16T08:45:15.108-05:00I've been too busy shoveling snow to find a jo...I've been too busy shoveling snow to find a joke about a stroke, carry on gents.TrickyRickynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-28824729318987757952024-03-16T01:19:17.886-05:002024-03-16T01:19:17.886-05:00Q: What did Princess Grace have that Natalie Wood ...Q: What did Princess Grace have that Natalie Wood could have used? <br /><br />A: A good stroke! ;D M. Mitchell Marmelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03713408277487830595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-76372583674080969482024-03-15T21:26:06.717-05:002024-03-15T21:26:06.717-05:00MMM,I'd rather drink Old Crow than be one.MMM,I'd rather drink Old Crow than be one.rickn8orhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16911803300343351338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-34820846129195867392024-03-15T13:50:08.080-05:002024-03-15T13:50:08.080-05:00
@Kent, right side or left?<br />@Kent, right side or left?JustaJeepGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-21018870681197896042024-03-15T06:00:32.493-05:002024-03-15T06:00:32.493-05:00I half-laughed at this. I half-laughed at this. Kent Whiteheadnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-91873311421991801662024-03-15T01:17:44.979-05:002024-03-15T01:17:44.979-05:00Johnny's just looking for the easy way to do s...<br />Johnny's just looking for the easy way to do something.JustaJeepGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-68163421176129637192024-03-13T12:32:58.077-05:002024-03-13T12:32:58.077-05:00
Sadly, Mrs. Menendez always did have a strained r...<br />Sadly, Mrs. Menendez always did have a strained relationship with her children.JustaJeepGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-83687910193059036032024-03-13T12:25:47.908-05:002024-03-13T12:25:47.908-05:00Hope she leaves everything to the vulture.Hope she leaves everything to the vulture.TrickyRickynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-88077735391132844572024-03-13T10:12:37.507-05:002024-03-13T10:12:37.507-05:00an extra hour ? lose on one end to gain on the oth...an extra hour ? lose on one end to gain on the other.<br />The old Native saying is "a white man cuts the top off of his blanket and sews it to the bottom to make it longer"Oldarmourernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-42864333597985332942024-03-13T01:53:52.596-05:002024-03-13T01:53:52.596-05:00The old crow has an old buzzard. Which is which i...The old crow has an old buzzard. Which is which is left as an exercise for the reader. M. Mitchell Marmelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03713408277487830595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-43508599465883292022024-03-12T09:06:01.016-05:002024-03-12T09:06:01.016-05:00@3M- I would prefer lido caine.@3M- I would prefer lido caine.TrickyRickynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-83191683046526706752024-03-12T04:28:04.803-05:002024-03-12T04:28:04.803-05:00Mondo cane? ;-) Mondo cane? ;-) M. Mitchell Marmelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03713408277487830595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-31420418394732261522024-03-11T14:14:29.903-05:002024-03-11T14:14:29.903-05:00OWWWW!!! Blind Pete, it's just a figure of sp...<br />OWWWW!!! Blind Pete, it's just a figure of speech!JustaJeepGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-34239990956235327682024-03-08T12:33:39.601-06:002024-03-08T12:33:39.601-06:00C'mon Johnny, your last name is OPTIMISM, reme...<br />C'mon Johnny, your last name is OPTIMISM, remember? You can usually see past the thorns. Why not now?JustaJeepGuynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-28049619608232940872024-03-08T10:26:04.200-06:002024-03-08T10:26:04.200-06:00Hmmm...yeah, I got nothin' today. Although it&...Hmmm...yeah, I got nothin' today. Although it's a bit early now, I may see a rose-filled glass in my future.TrickyRickynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-44220171266869756422024-03-08T06:27:59.574-06:002024-03-08T06:27:59.574-06:00I prefer rosé-filled glasses, myself. I prefer rosé-filled glasses, myself. M. Mitchell Marmelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03713408277487830595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-64350111919915982172024-03-08T04:29:01.572-06:002024-03-08T04:29:01.572-06:00Not to get political but I've noticed that mir...Not to get political but I've noticed that mirrored aviator glasses come with pricks. Kent Whiteheadnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-59398046168997183862024-03-07T09:18:45.729-06:002024-03-07T09:18:45.729-06:00Ensure. Shaken, not stirred. Ensure. Shaken, not stirred. M. Mitchell Marmelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03713408277487830595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7872824448661214592.post-28872243313850222032024-03-07T06:01:47.673-06:002024-03-07T06:01:47.673-06:00Shouldn't it be " itshy-bitshy shweety-pi...Shouldn't it be " itshy-bitshy shweety-pie kishy-fashe shniggle-bunnumsh?"Kent Whiteheadnoreply@blogger.com