Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency raisons; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, MORPHINE, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
@Westheim- There is something stimulating about a cute sociopath in a crisp white uniform, isn't there?
@TrickyRicky- I couldn't read that without hearing a male chorus in the background singing the melody to "When Johnny Comes Marching Home." Which, now that I think of it, is pretty appropriate for a Johnny cartoon.
@JustaJeepGuy- I think it could be done, but it would be a pain to read: "FO-ar days con-sintrated E-mergency rasshuns..."
@TrickyRicky- And that IS a great scene in a great movie. Which reminds me, I really need to work "Precious Bodily Fluids" into a Johnny cartoon...
At least it wasn't Lance getting his tail caught in the wheel again...
ReplyDelete@Pete(Detroit)- Lance hates it when that happens.
ReplyDeleteROFLOL ! ! !
ReplyDeleteAwww, Dr. Jarlsberg has gone and done it all over AGAIN!
Yuk! Yuk! Yuk!
Hardee, Har Har!
I wonder what qualification that school nurse has. It's obviously not a well-rounded job training.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the school principal is male and there are other things about her that are well rounded...
Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency raisons; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, MORPHINE, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
ReplyDelete@TrickyRicky,
ReplyDeleteIf only one could write with Slim Pickens' accent, huh?
@JustaJeepGuy,
ReplyDeleteOne of the classic scenes in a great movie, even better than his riding the bomb to target with a rousing yee-haw.
@John Robert Mallernee- Thank you!
ReplyDelete@Westheim- There is something stimulating about a cute sociopath in a crisp white uniform, isn't there?
@TrickyRicky- I couldn't read that without hearing a male chorus in the background singing the melody to "When Johnny Comes Marching Home." Which, now that I think of it, is pretty appropriate for a Johnny cartoon.
@JustaJeepGuy- I think it could be done, but it would be a pain to read: "FO-ar days con-sintrated E-mergency rasshuns..."
@TrickyRicky- And that IS a great scene in a great movie. Which reminds me, I really need to work "Precious Bodily Fluids" into a Johnny cartoon...