Kinda reminescent of the old guy who was asked if he would rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's. His reply: "What the hell, I'd rather have half a glass of wine than forget where I put the bottle.
@It's No Gouda- Good one! Reminds me of the joke (NSFW) about the retirement home and the old fellow who sat on the porch every day with a blanket over his lap. One day, he asked another resident - an elderly widow - if she would sit with him. She did, and he asked her it she'd mind holding his member under the blanket - just for the sake of human contact. She decided she didn't mind, and they enjoyed many pleasant afternoons on that porch.
But then she left for two weeks to visit her daughter, and on her return discovered that a DIFFERENT old lady had taken her place on the porch and had her hand under the blanket.
"What does SHE have that I don't have?"! she demanded of the old man.
I bet he makes homemade ice cream too, yum yum.
ReplyDeleteNo, TR, that has to be stirred, not shaken, to bond properly...
ReplyDeletePete,it took me a minute....very well played.
ReplyDelete@TrickyRicky- No kitchen should be without a Pepe the Epileptic™!
ReplyDelete@Pete(Detroit)- Even if he shakes The Living Daylights out of it...?
@TrickyRicky- And now I'm trying to figure out how to work "a license to kill" into a strip...
Kinda reminescent of the old guy who was asked if he would rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's.
ReplyDeleteHis reply: "What the hell, I'd rather have half a glass of wine than forget where I put the bottle.
@It's No Gouda- Good one! Reminds me of the joke (NSFW) about the retirement home and the old fellow who sat on the porch every day with a blanket over his lap. One day, he asked another resident - an elderly widow - if she would sit with him. She did, and he asked her it she'd mind holding his member under the blanket - just for the sake of human contact. She decided she didn't mind, and they enjoyed many pleasant afternoons on that porch.
ReplyDeleteBut then she left for two weeks to visit her daughter, and on her return discovered that a DIFFERENT old lady had taken her place on the porch and had her hand under the blanket.
"What does SHE have that I don't have?"! she demanded of the old man.
"Parkinson's," he sighed.