Friday, October 25, 2013

Burns

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4 comments:

  1. Why does it hurt when i pee?
    Why does it hurt when i pee?
    I don't want no doctor
    To stick no needle in me
    Why does it hurt when i pee?
    I got it from the toilet seat
    I got it from the toilet seat
    It jumped right up
    'n' grabbed my meat
    Got it from the toilet seat
    ARRGGGGHHHHHHHH! OOOOO!
    My balls feel like a pair of maracas (Rattle)
    My balls feel like a pair of maracas
    Oh god i probably got the
    Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
    My balls feel like a pair of maracas
    Ai-eee-ai-eee-ahhhh!
    Why does it
    Why does it
    Why does it
    Why does it hurt... when I
    Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

    Frank Zappa (aka The Master)

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  2. @TrickyRicky- I'd never heard that before. Now I need to seek out Zappa's original. Funny stuff!

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  3. Here ya go stilt...

    http://www.elyrics.net/read/f/frank-zappa-lyrics/why-does-it-hurt-when-i-pee-lyrics.html

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  4. A live version from Malmo, Sweden dated 5 September 1978, probably one of the first live performances, well before it was released on the "Joe's Garage" album.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdy5IYv3T-k

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe%27s_Garage

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