Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Resolution

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Monday, December 28, 2015

Nice

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Friday, December 25, 2015

Stable

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Merry Christmas from Johnny Optimism, Lance, and Stilton Jarlsberg!
 

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Presents

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Monday, December 21, 2015

Same

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Friday, December 18, 2015

Weird

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Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Vaccine

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Monday, December 14, 2015

Kiss

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Friday, December 11, 2015

Cheer

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Speaking of Christmas and music, Johnny wants you to have a special gift to help put you in the holiday mood:  a free no-strings-attached downloadable album of relaxing instrumental Christmas music!

Not available in stores. Trust us on this one.
It's the Manhole Steamrising "Complete Christmas Collection" and...what's that? You never heard of Manhole Steamrising? Well, you didn't think Johnny could afford to hire Mannheim Steamroller to record a custom album, did you?!

The album is solo harp which is actually played by Johnny's guardian angel (we think his name is "Harold") and consists of 15 soothing tracks of Christmas favorites. We would have liked to include music played on the organ, but we couldn't find a suitable donor. (Cue the guy with the bass drum from the cartoon.)

It's all perfectly legal, and you're free to share the music and/or the link with as many people as you like. In fact, we encourage you to spread the holiday cheer! Please! Tis the season! Just follow this link to get tyour download started.

You'll end up with a ZIP file which, when double-clicked, will open up into a folder with your 15 songs in MP3 format. It's our way of saying "Merry Christmas" from Johnny, Lance, and Stilton!
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A few people have had problems with the download process - so here's an easy solution. Just listen to the music right here!



Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Scared

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Monday, December 7, 2015

Going

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Friday, December 4, 2015

Late

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Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Results

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Monday, November 30, 2015

Precious

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Friday, November 27, 2015

Leftovers

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Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Thanksgiving 2015

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Happy Thanksgiving to all from Johnny, Lance, and Stilton!

Monday, November 23, 2015

Careful

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Friday, November 20, 2015

Window

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Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Simple

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Monday, November 16, 2015

Sand

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Friday, November 13, 2015

Screenplay

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Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Judge

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Monday, November 9, 2015

Lack

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Friday, November 6, 2015

Intensive

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Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Legally

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Monday, November 2, 2015

Homespun

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Friday, October 30, 2015

Halloween 2015

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When Life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade. But when Life gives you a wheelchair and imagination, you can make anything - and these kids and their families prove it!

Best wishes for a fun, safe, and pleasantly spooky Halloween!  -Stilton, Johnny & Lance


Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Costume

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Monday, October 26, 2015

Hidden

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Friday, October 23, 2015

Brooms

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Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Falling

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Monday, October 19, 2015

Beautiful

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Friday, October 16, 2015

Numb

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Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Lockjaw

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Monday, October 12, 2015

Revenge

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Friday, October 9, 2015

Friends

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Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Hot Water

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Monday, October 5, 2015

Boat

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Friday, October 2, 2015

October

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Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Read

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Monday, September 28, 2015

Strained

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Friday, September 25, 2015

Large

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Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Case

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Monday, September 21, 2015

Scale

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Friday, September 18, 2015

Called

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Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Sink

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Monday, September 14, 2015

BooBoo

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BooBoo Bear is a licensed character of Hanna-Barbera. He probably didn't lay a finger on that kid.

Friday, September 11, 2015

Perfect

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Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Tiny

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