@TrickyRicky- That's why it's important to read Johnny Optimism for the trenchant, cutting edge cultural insights.
@Sergio- Well done.
@Chris- If you put these condiments on a fried egg, does that it make it the Sultan Pepper albumen?
@Stan da Man- Perhaps it's time to think of a court-ordered pun management class...
@Wahoo- No lie, I once wrote a children's book (never published) called "Used Elephants," in which a typical suburban family in the late 50's goes to a Used Elephant lot, dad strikes a deal for a good family model with plenty of mileage left, and the story ends with them atop their elephant at a drive-in movie (and blocking the view of a neighbor who got the whole ball rolling by showing off his fancy new car). I STILL want to publish it.
I never thought the group that sang "Push It" rode to gigs on an elephant. Shows how out of touch I am.
ReplyDeleteSultan Pepper earns his salary, even though part of his job is a grind. The salary is nothing to sneeze at.
ReplyDeleteAn a-salt on punnery.
ReplyDeleteHmmm....could that mean he's the leader of Punnery Sargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band?
Rock salt on!!!
And his cousin w/ anger management issues - Sultan Buttery
ReplyDeleteBest seat in the house at a drive-in theater (if there're any if those left).
ReplyDelete@TrickyRicky- That's why it's important to read Johnny Optimism for the trenchant, cutting edge cultural insights.
ReplyDelete@Sergio- Well done.
@Chris- If you put these condiments on a fried egg, does that it make it the Sultan Pepper albumen?
@Stan da Man- Perhaps it's time to think of a court-ordered pun management class...
@Wahoo- No lie, I once wrote a children's book (never published) called "Used Elephants," in which a typical suburban family in the late 50's goes to a Used Elephant lot, dad strikes a deal for a good family model with plenty of mileage left, and the story ends with them atop their elephant at a drive-in movie (and blocking the view of a neighbor who got the whole ball rolling by showing off his fancy new car). I STILL want to publish it.
Not many drive-ins playing those Bollywood movies, though...
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