A long time ago, I, and some friends, decided to go ice skating together. At some point in the evening a time for “couples only” ame to pass. One friend took a liking to a young lady not connected to our group and ask her if she wanted to skate with him.
Her answer was “Ooh, NO!
Being a smart arse, he responded “Ok, I gotta take a sh#t anyway.”
Actually, I think that's a pretty accurate description of a little girl's psychology at that age. When I was a kid, all the little girls I knew said that to me
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ReplyDeleteA long time ago, I, and some friends, decided to go ice skating together. At some point in the evening a time for “couples only” ame to pass. One friend took a liking to a young lady not connected to our group and ask her if she wanted to skate with him.
ReplyDeleteHer answer was “Ooh, NO!
Being a smart arse, he responded “Ok, I gotta take a sh#t anyway.”
Actually,
ReplyDeleteI think that's a pretty accurate description of a little girl's psychology at that age.
When I was a kid, all the little girls I knew said that to me
DougM, at least the girls would talk to you...
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