@Stilt, Johnny seems to be constantly surrounded by disturbing characters; he should be used to the disturbing thoughts by now. Elephant Man can't be as disturbing as Pervy the Clown, can he?
@Readers- Okay, I'll admit it. I'm terrified of elephants and for a good reason. When I was very young, I was taken to a circus. Before the show, we were allowed to walk through the animal tent. I looked at each animal while happily eating snacks from a small paper bag, but I stopped dead in my tracks when I got to the elephant. Its eyes had gone wild, staring straight in my direction. It trumpeted and it sounded like the end of the world. It reared up on its hind legs and then charged in my direction, stopping just short because of the chain around its leg. A roustabout carny grabbed me in his arms and carried me out of the tent to safety.
"What the hell did you do to piss off the elephant?" he asked. I shrugged, spilling some of the contents of the paper bag. "Oh, THAT'S it," the man said. "Peanuts envy."
ReplyDeleteGee, I can't imagine Johnny having any disturbing thoughts!
@JustaJeepGuy- To be clear, I mean thoughts that Johnny would find disturbing. Like "What the heck is wrong with this elephant-headed guy?!"
ReplyDelete...Oh, MEDITation. Never mind.
ReplyDeleteStilt, I haven't seen anyone that looked like that since I took - Never mind.
ReplyDelete@Snark- Yeah, I really should have stayed away from the brown acid.
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ReplyDeleteWhat disturbs me is how Jeff Goldblum didn’t notice the elephant in the teleportation machine with him when he pulled the switch.
ReplyDeleteRelax… and don't think of elephants
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ReplyDelete@Stilt, Johnny seems to be constantly surrounded by disturbing characters; he should be used to the disturbing thoughts by now. Elephant Man can't be as disturbing as Pervy the Clown, can he?
JJG ^
ReplyDelete*psst*
Those are Stilton's demons
ReplyDelete@DougM, Wow, I'd hate to see @Stilton's nightmares!
@Readers- Okay, I'll admit it. I'm terrified of elephants and for a good reason. When I was very young, I was taken to a circus. Before the show, we were allowed to walk through the animal tent. I looked at each animal while happily eating snacks from a small paper bag, but I stopped dead in my tracks when I got to the elephant. Its eyes had gone wild, staring straight in my direction. It trumpeted and it sounded like the end of the world. It reared up on its hind legs and then charged in my direction, stopping just short because of the chain around its leg. A roustabout carny grabbed me in his arms and carried me out of the tent to safety.
ReplyDelete"What the hell did you do to piss off the elephant?" he asked.
I shrugged, spilling some of the contents of the paper bag.
"Oh, THAT'S it," the man said. "Peanuts envy."
(headdesks)
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