You can look this wide world over, You can search both land and sea, But you'll never find another man like me. If you listen to my story I will tell you who I am, I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am. I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am. There's no greater man in Siam than I am. Oh, when I go walking by the women all give me the eye, I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am. Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am! Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am! I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am. Why, I've got sixteen double chins, I'm father of Siamese twins, I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.
You can look this wide world over,
ReplyDeleteYou can search both land and sea,
But you'll never find another man like me.
If you listen to my story I will tell you who I am,
I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.
I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.
There's no greater man in Siam than I am.
Oh, when I go walking by the women all give me the eye,
I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.
Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am!
Oh no you ain't! Oh yes I am!
I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.
Why, I've got sixteen double chins,
I'm father of Siamese twins,
I'm the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.
This got me wondering. Are Siamese twins identical or fraternal?
ReplyDelete@Ricky: They're networked.
ReplyDeleteIn the written pun, is it spelt wombmate or wombate?
ReplyDelete@Doug: All I know is that test tube babies have a womb with a view.
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ReplyDelete@3M, been waiting long for a chance to use that joke?
@Jeep: Since the 1980s.
ReplyDeleteAnd the surgeon said, "I'll be happy to join you!"
ReplyDelete@Readers- Nice punnery and such!
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