Monday, December 30, 2024

Celebrate

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Friday, December 27, 2024

Cute

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Wednesday, December 25, 2024

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Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and a non-denominational wish of "Peace on Earth, Good Will to Men" from Johnny, Lance, and the Jarlsberg family!

Monday, December 23, 2024

Hark

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Friday, December 20, 2024

Everyone

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Wednesday, December 18, 2024

Naughty

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Monday, December 16, 2024

Windows

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Friday, December 13, 2024

Peters

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Wednesday, December 11, 2024

Surprises

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Monday, December 9, 2024

Shopping

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Friday, December 6, 2024

Cold

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Wednesday, December 4, 2024

Impersonation

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I'm guessing this one deserves more explanation than just "Stilton is on some pretty heavy pain medications at the moment."  I've had this piece of clipart that, to me at least, looks like Humphrey Bogart as a milkman. But what could I do with it?! Then I discovered I had an almost identical picture of a milkman who, frankly, looks like Bud Abbott of Abbott and Costello.

So the gag here is that the guy can literally change his face to look like Bogart, but the REAL gag is mostly for me because it was a fun use of clipart. And did I mention the heavy pain medications?

Monday, December 2, 2024

Sleigh

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Friday, November 29, 2024

Popped

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Wednesday, November 27, 2024

Surgery

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Happy Thanksgiving from Johnny, Lance, and the Jarlsberg family!

Monday, November 25, 2024

Boing

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Tomorrow (Tues 11/26/24) I'm getting a hip replacement so the subject is unavoidably on my mind. But I suppose such procedures should be expected along with the gray hare.

Friday, November 22, 2024

Calm

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Wednesday, November 20, 2024

Sandpaper

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Monday, November 18, 2024

First

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Friday, November 15, 2024

Time

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Wednesday, November 13, 2024

Spectacular

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Monday, November 11, 2024

Hammer

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Friday, November 8, 2024

Talk

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Wednesday, November 6, 2024

Best

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Monday, November 4, 2024

Burned

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Friday, November 1, 2024

Terror

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Wednesday, October 30, 2024

Halloween 2024

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As has become tradition, I happily present another group of kids who prove that life's infirmities are no match for Halloween spirit! 



Monday, October 28, 2024

AFIB

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Friday, October 25, 2024

Pigment

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If you're under 60, this cartoon may be baffling to you. But 100 years ago it would have gone over like gangbusters!

Wednesday, October 23, 2024

Finish

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Monday, October 21, 2024

Jumped

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"Pharmy the Dinosaur" is the pharmacy industry mascot and in no way related to any TV dinosaurs. He's not purple, either.

Friday, October 18, 2024

Autumn

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Wednesday, October 16, 2024

Baby

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Monday, October 14, 2024

Explosive

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Friday, October 11, 2024

Stage

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Wednesday, October 9, 2024

Broth

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My own hip replacement is about a month away. What they do with my leftovers, I don't care.

 

Monday, October 7, 2024

Clear

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Friday, October 4, 2024

Genius

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Wednesday, October 2, 2024

Check

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There is, in fact, a "Pop Up Kama Sutra" book. I know, because it was gifted to me by my dear old Dad from whom I also got my sense of humor.


Monday, September 30, 2024

Power

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Friday, September 27, 2024

Lonely

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Wednesday, September 25, 2024

Autumn

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Monday, September 23, 2024

Easy

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Friday, September 20, 2024

Exam

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Wednesday, September 18, 2024

Sleep

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Monday, September 16, 2024

Rotate

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Friday, September 13, 2024

Century

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Wednesday, September 11, 2024

Snip

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