Showing posts with label mr. duck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mr. duck. Show all posts
Monday, January 21, 2019
Cutest
We pride ourselves on keeping Johnny Optimism a "news free" zone, but couldn't resist tipping our hat to the recent grim headline which we cite in the first panel. And believe it or not, the headline was even worse than we're making it sound, because it said that the world's cutest dog died of heart break.
Frankly, the story sounded so depressing that the only way we could cheer ourselves up again was by looking at the sad event through Mr. Duck's murderous eyes.
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Monday, July 2, 2018
Jerks
We don't normally break into Johnny's world to complain about anything in the outside world, but we got honked off this weekend and just need to vent.
Several weeks ago, we introduced the one-and-only Johnny Optimism t-shirt on Amazon (which you can see in all it's glory right here).
So imagine our shock when, while doing a little self-Googling (despite Mom's warning that we'd go blind) we discovered a complete buttload of shirts and hoodies being offered by other vendors who'd flat out stolen our design from Amazon's product page! (Note: the shirts are NOT being sold on Amazon - rather, they're being sold on crappy knock-off sites which are powered by the Shopify.com print on demand service)
Still, there's a principle involved. We've filed the proper paperwork to get these bloodsucking leeches to cease and desist, and Shopify.com claims they're going to take action.
Which is a damn good idea if they don't want to hear little wooden webbed feet tap-tap-tapping their way some dark night.
Which is a damn good idea if they don't want to hear little wooden webbed feet tap-tap-tapping their way some dark night.
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