Johnny Optimism: 2018

Monday, December 31, 2018

Plans

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Friday, December 28, 2018

Hate

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Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Holiday Leftovers

To avoid working on Christmas Day, I'm sharing a few seasonal favorites from the vault today. Enjoy!

Monday, December 24, 2018

Stable

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This cartoon comes from the vault and the heart. Merry Christmas to all from Johnny, Lance, and the Jarlsberg family!

Friday, December 21, 2018

Merry

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Wednesday, December 19, 2018

Give

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Monday, December 17, 2018

Different

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Friday, December 14, 2018

Burning

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Wednesday, December 12, 2018

Ugly

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Monday, December 10, 2018

Play

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Friday, December 7, 2018

Chimneys

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Wednesday, December 5, 2018

Oh Two

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Monday, December 3, 2018

Little

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Friday, November 30, 2018

Cake

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Please join us in wishing Mrs. Jarlsberg a happy (and mucus-free) birthday today!

Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Urology

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Monday, November 26, 2018

Problem

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Friday, November 23, 2018

Want

Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Pardon

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Happy Thanksgiving to all from Johnny, Lance, and the Jarlsberg family!

Monday, November 19, 2018

Breathing

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Friday, November 16, 2018

Early

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Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Clock

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Monday, November 12, 2018

Fight

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Friday, November 9, 2018

Cleanliness

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Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Volunteer

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Monday, November 5, 2018

Someday

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Friday, November 2, 2018

Fall

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Wednesday, October 31, 2018

Halloween 2018

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As is our annual custom, today we're celebrating the awesome kids and parents who remind us that when life gives you lemons, you can actually make something way better than lemonade with imagination, love, and a good sense of humor.

Happy Halloween to all from Johnny, Lance, and the Jarlsberg Family!

Monday, October 29, 2018

Movie

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Friday, October 26, 2018

Key

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Wednesday, October 24, 2018

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Monday, October 22, 2018

Bunch

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Friday, October 19, 2018

Uniform

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Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Fist

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Monday, October 15, 2018

Reduction

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Friday, October 12, 2018

Bank

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Wednesday, October 10, 2018

Lease

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Monday, October 8, 2018

Check

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Friday, October 5, 2018

Ear

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Wednesday, October 3, 2018

Foie Gras

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Monday, October 1, 2018

Yay

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Friday, September 28, 2018

Free

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Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Adore

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Monday, September 24, 2018

Half

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Friday, September 21, 2018

Detect

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Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Raccoon

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Monday, September 17, 2018

Bun

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