Friday, December 30, 2016
Resolution
It was only after making this cartoon that the possibility occurred to me that no one has used "potted" as a synonym for drunk since William Powell and Myrna Loy in the Thin Man films of the 1930's.
Johnny, on the other hand, gets the joke because he loves watching Turner Classic Movies.
Wednesday, December 28, 2016
Monday, December 26, 2016
Friday, December 23, 2016
Wednesday, December 21, 2016
Monday, December 19, 2016
Friday, December 16, 2016
Wednesday, December 14, 2016
Monday, December 12, 2016
Friday, December 9, 2016
Wednesday, December 7, 2016
Monday, December 5, 2016
Friday, December 2, 2016
Wednesday, November 30, 2016
Sound
Stilton Trivia: Owing to a significant case of tinnitus, the only way I can go to sleep at night is by listening to an MP3 recording of a vacuum cleaner (mixed with a thunderstorm).
Monday, November 28, 2016
Friday, November 25, 2016
Wednesday, November 23, 2016
Listing
Not really a bad problem to have, is it? HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all from Johnny, Lance, and the Jarlsberg Family!
Monday, November 21, 2016
Friday, November 18, 2016
Wednesday, November 16, 2016
Monday, November 14, 2016
Friday, November 11, 2016
Wednesday, November 9, 2016
Monday, November 7, 2016
Friday, November 4, 2016
Wednesday, November 2, 2016
Monday, October 31, 2016
HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2016
As is tradition here, we celebrate Halloween with an inspiring look at some wonderfully clever and creative costumes which incorporate their owners' wheelchairs.
Seeing the love, work, and imagination that went into these costumes - and seeing how much fun the kids are having - makes us even happier than the sugar high we'll get tonight while sampling the candy we'll be giving to the trick-or-treaters!
A very Happy Halloween to all from Johnny, Lance, and the Jarlsberg family!
Friday, October 28, 2016
Wednesday, October 26, 2016
Monday, October 24, 2016
Friday, October 21, 2016
Wednesday, October 19, 2016
Monday, October 17, 2016
Friday, October 14, 2016
Wednesday, October 12, 2016
Monday, October 10, 2016
Friday, October 7, 2016
Wednesday, October 5, 2016
Monday, October 3, 2016
Great
In fairness, this isn't my gag. When my mother was a little girl (about 90 years ago) she and her cousin Betty used to play this game of adding the words "between the sheets" to the names of hymns, risking giggles and harsh looks.
Friday, September 30, 2016
Wednesday, September 28, 2016
Monday, September 26, 2016
Whoohee
Admittedly this cartoon may leave lots of folks scratching their heads. However, it's really just a tip of the hat to Walt Kelly's wonderful strip "Pogo," which has been a huge influence on my sense of humor, both visually and verbally.
Among my favorite sequences was the one below, which illustrated that a scary statement, if issued forcefully, could induce panic - no matter how ridiculous the premise was. For decades now, I've been laughing to myself that "the Jute mill is exploded!" any time I catch myself overreacting to stress and circumstances. It's a pretty hard thing to say with a straight face. -Stilton

















































