Friday, December 30, 2016

Resolution

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It was only after making this cartoon that the possibility occurred to me that no one has used "potted" as a synonym for drunk since William Powell and Myrna Loy in the Thin Man films of the 1930's.

Johnny, on the other hand, gets the joke because he loves watching Turner Classic Movies.

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Brooms

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Monday, December 26, 2016

Soap

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Friday, December 23, 2016

Christmas Greetings 2016

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We wish all of Johnny's friends the very happiest of holiday seasons!

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

List

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Monday, December 19, 2016

Could

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Friday, December 16, 2016

Gifts

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Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Special

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Monday, December 12, 2016

Friday, December 9, 2016

Give

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Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Tannenbaum

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Monday, December 5, 2016

List

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This may go on Johnny's record when Santa is weighing whether he's been nautical or nice.

Friday, December 2, 2016

Birthmark

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Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Sound

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Stilton Trivia: Owing to a significant case of tinnitus, the only way I can go to sleep at night is by listening to an MP3 recording of a vacuum cleaner (mixed with a thunderstorm).

Monday, November 28, 2016

Ant

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Friday, November 25, 2016

Leftovers

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Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Listing

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Not really a bad problem to have, is it? HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all from Johnny, Lance, and the Jarlsberg Family!

Monday, November 21, 2016

Scalpel

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Friday, November 18, 2016

Wedding

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Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Intense

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Monday, November 14, 2016

Tardy

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Friday, November 11, 2016

Heartbeat

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Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Cups

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Monday, November 7, 2016

Long

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Friday, November 4, 2016

Lions

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Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Pottery

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Monday, October 31, 2016

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2016

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As is tradition here, we celebrate Halloween with an inspiring look at some wonderfully clever and creative costumes which incorporate their owners' wheelchairs.

Seeing the love, work, and imagination that went into these costumes - and seeing how much fun the kids are having - makes us even happier than the sugar high we'll get tonight while sampling the candy we'll be giving to the trick-or-treaters!

A very Happy Halloween to all from Johnny, Lance, and the Jarlsberg family!

Friday, October 28, 2016

Mirror

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Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Popcorn

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Monday, October 24, 2016

Charmer

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Friday, October 21, 2016

Bikini

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Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Zombies

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Monday, October 17, 2016

Candy

It's time to kick off our annual two-week salute to Halloween!

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Friday, October 14, 2016

Luxury

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Wednesday, October 12, 2016

New

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Monday, October 10, 2016

Music

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Friday, October 7, 2016

Bolo

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Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Yellow

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Monday, October 3, 2016

Great

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In fairness, this isn't my gag. When my mother was a little girl (about 90 years ago) she and her cousin Betty used to play this game of adding the words "between the sheets" to the names of hymns, risking giggles and harsh looks.

Friday, September 30, 2016

Chance



Readers- This is a substitute for the cartoon which originally appeared here today.

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Waters

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Monday, September 26, 2016

Whoohee

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Admittedly this cartoon may leave lots of folks scratching their heads. However, it's really just a tip of the hat to Walt Kelly's wonderful strip "Pogo," which has been a huge influence on my sense of humor, both visually and verbally.

Among my favorite sequences was the one below, which illustrated that a scary statement, if issued forcefully, could induce panic - no matter how ridiculous the premise was. For decades now, I've been laughing to myself that "the Jute mill is exploded!" any time I catch myself overreacting to stress and circumstances. It's a pretty hard thing to say with a straight face.  -Stilton

Friday, September 23, 2016

Soup

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Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Who

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Monday, September 19, 2016

ARRrr

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Friday, September 16, 2016

Another

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Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Shaving

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Monday, September 12, 2016

Wash

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Friday, September 9, 2016

Intensive

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