Friday, December 31, 2021

No Offense

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Happy New Year from Johnny, Lance, and the Jarlsberg family!

Saturday, December 25, 2021

Merry Christmas 2021

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Merry Christmas to all from Johnny, Lance, and the Jarlsberg family!

Friday, December 24, 2021

Small

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Wednesday, December 22, 2021

Cuts

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Monday, December 20, 2021

Sugarplums

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Friday, December 17, 2021

Tried

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Wednesday, December 15, 2021

Magical

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Monday, December 13, 2021

Butterflies

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Friday, December 10, 2021

Come On

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Wednesday, December 8, 2021

Hark

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Monday, December 6, 2021

Opened

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Friday, November 12, 2021

Believe

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Wednesday, November 10, 2021

Weeks

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Monday, November 8, 2021

Marketing

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Friday, October 29, 2021

Trick

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Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Enjoy

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Monday, October 25, 2021

Weeks

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...and we're back. Sort of. 

As you may know by now, the world of hospitals and healthcare recently got a lot more familiar to me when Mrs. Jarlsberg, Kathy, developed acute leukemia. She was given 2-3 weeks to live unless she got treatment, so treatment started the same day. 

That was just over five weeks ago (take that, February!) and she's completed her first round of chemo and, after a month in the hospital, come home. There will be more chemo, more ups and downs, and a challenging journey that we hope to take with courage, optimism, and the support of family and friends (that's you).

So where does Johnny Optimism fit into this suddenly all-too-real picture? Well, Johnny was born as a way for me to vent about real-life pain and suffering. The things that afflict all of us from time to time that can only be addressed with tears, laughter, or both.

Johnny Optimism is an acknowledgment that bad things can happen to good people, but good people can sometimes lighten their burdens with a little humor...including dark humor.

I can't promise yet that I'll be back to publishing three times a week anytime soon. Just like real life, and just like Johnny, I'm now taking it day-to-day.   -Stilton

Friday, September 17, 2021

Vacation (And Special Message)

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Readers- Johnny really IS going to take a vacation for a while. There are some family issues that I need to deal with which will have me a bit too distracted to produce anything on a regular schedule. Will Johnny be back? Almost certainly - but if new cartoons are spotty and irregular for a bit, there's no need to adjust your web browser. It's just me being a bit too busy on the home front. I appreciate your patience!    -Stilton

Wednesday, September 15, 2021

Migration

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Monday, September 13, 2021

First

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Friday, September 10, 2021

Teeth

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Wednesday, September 8, 2021

Full

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Monday, September 6, 2021

Baby

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Friday, September 3, 2021

Evel

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That really is the age at which daredevil Evel Knievel passed away, but mostly this cartoon is just an excuse to wish a very Happy Birthday to Stilt's not-quite-70 brother!

Wednesday, September 1, 2021

Impossible

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Monday, August 30, 2021

Almost

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Friday, August 27, 2021

Pizza

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Wednesday, August 25, 2021

Called

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Monday, August 23, 2021

Remind

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Friday, August 20, 2021

A Penny For Your Thoughts

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In the past, I have promised daughter Jarlsberg that nothing bad will ever, ever, ever happen to Lance. Which is why today I envy Johnny so very, very much...

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Rest in Peace, Penny (The Official Dog of Hope n' Change) 2013-2021

Wednesday, August 18, 2021

Average

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Monday, August 16, 2021

Secret

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Friday, August 13, 2021

Split

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Wednesday, August 11, 2021

High

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Monday, August 9, 2021

Fear

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Friday, August 6, 2021

Another

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Wednesday, August 4, 2021

Great

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Monday, August 2, 2021

Shaggy

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Friday, July 30, 2021

Life

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Wednesday, July 28, 2021

Float

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Monday, July 26, 2021

Wisdom

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Friday, July 23, 2021

Bully

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Wednesday, July 21, 2021

Shear

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Monday, July 19, 2021

Worst

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Friday, July 16, 2021

Meditation

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Wednesday, July 14, 2021

Soon

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Monday, July 12, 2021

Too Much

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Friday, July 9, 2021

Unpleasant

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Wednesday, July 7, 2021

Can't

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