Friday, August 24, 2012

Glass Eye


Gladorn said...

Does the old adage "an eye for an eye" still count if one of them is artificial?

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Gladorn- And among pirates, is the adage "an aye-aye for an aye-aye?"

Gladorn said...

"How did you lose your hand?"
"Well matey, a shark bit off me hand" said the pirate.
"Now how did you lose your eye?" asked the agent.
The pirate replied, "Well matey, this seagull flew by and dropped his doodie right in me eye!"
"What does that have to do with the loss of your eye?"
"It were the first day with me hook!"