Old Man

Pockets

Ralphie

Knocker

Merry Christmas 2014

The joke above only works if you know that a "Fer De Lance" is a really horrendously poisonous snake that nobody wants in their stocking, their shoe, or their zip code.  Unfortunately, I'm guessing that 99% of readers don't know that - but how could I let a "For Lance" joke go?

Anyway, for the curious, here's a link to a TV producer who was bitten by a Fer De Lance on the foot. WARNING: it is a picture of a really nastily damaged foot with bones, tendons, licorice whips, and other horrible things exposed. So don't click on this link if you're not into that sort of thing.

I realize that no joke gets funnier with explanation, but thought I'd at least prove that there was a point to the joke. Mostly that I have a sick sense of humor and am aware of way too many creatures which could bite me.  -Stilt

BONUS: Here's a little something extra Johnny wants you to have...

Carol

Elves

Oh

Recital

Winter

Totally

Lick

Pirate

Thumb

Twister

Vegetables

Decay

Thanksgiving

Balloon

Condition

Jolly

Dentist

Spirits

Documentary

Wiggling

Scratching

Positive

Daylight

Decided

Happy Halloween from Johnny, Lance, Stilton and friends!

Rush

Change

Weird

Run

Fog

Purple

Voices

Lethal

Hide

True

Springs

Money

Spare

Land

Empathetic

Finders

Thicker

Flood

Flies

Care