Celebration

High-Tech

This cartoon is based on a very scary near-miss that happened just a few days ago. My twin brother was in a serious accident caused by a woman (in a giant SUV, of course) running a stop sign at high speed and magically appearing a few feet in front of his car on a through street. We suspect, but don't know yet, that she was distracted by her phone. You know, like an effing moron.

My brother's car was totaled but he's recovering well and has no broken bones. He may be messed up for awhile, but he's lucky to be aline.

Left

Lean In

Readers- OOPS! I forgot to post on Wednesday. I guess this weekend I need to work on some "senior moment" cartoons...

Cheer

Wood

Hooray

Condition

Being a fan of old time radio, every time I use "Doctor Drama" in a strip, I want to follow his punchline with an overly dramatic organ accent. 

Sandwiches

Happy 5th of July!

Fourth

Happy Independence Day from Johnny, Lance, and the Jarlsberg family!

Up

Cool

Five

Slow

 

Tinnitus

Stylish

Splitting

Gave

Up

Results

Exotic

Eternity

 

Caught

Nostrils

Girlfriend

Knee

 

Trapped

Odds

Adventure

Chit Chat

Pinch

Boom

Sometimes I indulge myself and throw in a punchline that will mean absolutely nothing to anyone significantly younger than I am.

For any of you youngsters (or just folks who want to enjoy the nostalgia) here's the song from a much, much, much simpler time.

Probably

Knocker

Most

Ready

Flu

Expressive

Bright

Short

Grandson

Wrong

Oh, as if I wasn't already canceled. 

Transition

Jumping

Losers

Tonsils

Delivery

Lots

Play

Didn't