Friday, April 26, 2024

Bright

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 5 comments

Wednesday, April 24, 2024

Short

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 4 comments

Monday, April 22, 2024

Grandson

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 6 comments

Friday, April 19, 2024

Wrong

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Oh, as if I wasn't already canceled. 

Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 9 comments

Wednesday, April 17, 2024

Transition

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 4 comments

Monday, April 15, 2024

Jumping

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 9 comments

Friday, April 12, 2024

Losers

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 7 comments

Wednesday, April 10, 2024

Tonsils

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 7 comments

Monday, April 8, 2024

Delivery

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 5 comments

Friday, April 5, 2024

Lots

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 7 comments

Wednesday, April 3, 2024

Play

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 8 comments

Monday, April 1, 2024

Didn't

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 4 comments

Friday, March 29, 2024

Still

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 6 comments

Wednesday, March 27, 2024

Hip

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 7 comments

Monday, March 25, 2024

Fever

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 4 comments

Friday, March 22, 2024

Play

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 10 comments

Wednesday, March 20, 2024

Giggles

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 8 comments

Monday, March 18, 2024

Migration

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 5 comments

Friday, March 15, 2024

More

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 6 comments

Wednesday, March 13, 2024

Cute

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 4 comments

Monday, March 11, 2024

Big Deal

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 4 comments

Friday, March 8, 2024

Problem

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 4 comments

Wednesday, March 6, 2024

Widdle

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 7 comments

Monday, March 4, 2024

Younger

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 4 comments

Friday, March 1, 2024

Reassure

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 8 comments

Wednesday, February 28, 2024

Poet

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 8 comments

Monday, February 26, 2024

Gig

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 3 comments

Friday, February 23, 2024

Cloud

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 6 comments

Wednesday, February 21, 2024

Bring

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 6 comments

Monday, February 19, 2024

Bullseye

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 7 comments

Friday, February 16, 2024

Delivering

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 4 comments

Wednesday, February 14, 2024

Arrows

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 6 comments

Monday, February 12, 2024

Maple

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Educational note: "Maple Syrup Urine Disease" is a real condition. Knowing that may not make the cartoon better, but it at least makes it less baffling.

Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 7 comments

Friday, February 9, 2024

Bold

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 10 comments

Wednesday, February 7, 2024

February

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 13 comments

Monday, February 5, 2024

More

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 7 comments

Friday, February 2, 2024

Wait

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 4 comments

Wednesday, January 31, 2024

Sending

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 7 comments

Monday, January 29, 2024

Guess

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 7 comments

Friday, January 26, 2024

Mostly

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 8 comments

Wednesday, January 24, 2024

New

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 3 comments

Monday, January 22, 2024

Popcorn

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 11 comments

Friday, January 19, 2024

Yahoo

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It's LIKE a glass-half-full attitude, only not exactly.

And just to be honest, I needed to post something in a hurry today and so reached into my dreaded "Not Used For Various Reasons" folder - basically my reject pile. I should share some of those in a special post sometime, just to display what total misfires look like. Unless you think that's already what I do here, in which case I encourage you to go clean the litter box of the horse you rode in on.  -Stilt

Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 7 comments

Wednesday, January 17, 2024

Throat

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 5 comments

Friday, January 12, 2024

Execution

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 3 comments

Wednesday, January 10, 2024

Nightmare

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 6 comments

Monday, January 8, 2024

Long

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Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 6 comments

Friday, January 5, 2024

Goodness

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New year traditions...

Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 13 comments

Wednesday, January 3, 2024

Near

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For the life of me, I can't remember if I've posted this cartoon before. I think it's important to start off the new year with uncertainty, don't you?

Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 4 comments

Monday, January 1, 2024

Stuck

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Happy New Year from Johnny, Lance, and the Jarlsberg family!

Posted by Stilton Jarlsberg 4 comments
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