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We pride ourselves on keeping Johnny Optimism a "news free" zone, but couldn't resist tipping our hat to the recent grim headline which we cite in the first panel. And believe it or not, the headline was even worse than we're making it sound, because it said that the world's cutest dog died of heart break.

Frankly, the story sounded so depressing that the only way we could cheer ourselves up again was by looking at the sad event through Mr. Duck's murderous eyes.