Wednesday, December 30, 2015
Monday, December 28, 2015
Nice
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jokes,
love bird,
medical,
sick,
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wheelchair
Friday, December 25, 2015
Stable
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christmas,
doctors,
hospital,
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sick,
stable,
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wheelchair
Wednesday, December 23, 2015
Presents
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christmas,
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medical,
pepe,
seizure,
shaking presents,
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wheelchair
Monday, December 21, 2015
Same
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clown,
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johnny optimism,
jokes,
medical,
scary clown,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
tickles,
wheelchair
Friday, December 18, 2015
Weird
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boy,
bubble boy,
christmas,
christmas list,
doctors,
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johnny optimism,
jokes,
medical,
santa,
satan,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Wednesday, December 16, 2015
Vaccine
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salk vaccine,
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sulk,
wheelchair
Monday, December 14, 2015
Kiss
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medical,
missing toes,
mistletoe,
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wheelchair
Friday, December 11, 2015
Cheer
Speaking of Christmas and music, Johnny wants you to have a special gift to help put you in the holiday mood: a free no-strings-attached downloadable album of relaxing instrumental Christmas music!
Not available in stores. Trust us on this one. |
The album is solo harp which is actually played by Johnny's guardian angel (we think his name is "Harold") and consists of 15 soothing tracks of Christmas favorites. We would have liked to include music played on the organ, but we couldn't find a suitable donor. (Cue the guy with the bass drum from the cartoon.)
It's all perfectly legal, and you're free to share the music and/or the link with as many people as you like. In fact, we encourage you to spread the holiday cheer! Please! Tis the season! Just follow this link to get tyour download started.
You'll end up with a ZIP file which, when double-clicked, will open up into a folder with your 15 songs in MP3 format. It's our way of saying "Merry Christmas" from Johnny, Lance, and Stilton!
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A few people have had problems with the download process - so here's an easy solution. Just listen to the music right here!
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Wednesday, December 9, 2015
Scared
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dogs,
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scared,
sick,
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vacuum,
wheelchair
Monday, December 7, 2015
Going
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constipation,
doctors,
embroidery lady,
going gets tough,
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jokes,
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needlepoint,
sick,
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wheelchair
Friday, December 4, 2015
Late
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love bird,
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stilton jarlsberg,
suicide,
wheelchair
Wednesday, December 2, 2015
Results
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stilton jarlsberg,
stool sample,
wheelchair
Monday, November 30, 2015
Precious
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cage,
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Friday, November 27, 2015
Leftovers
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surgeon,
surgery,
thanksgiving,
wheelchair
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
Thanksgiving 2015
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irregular,
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mole,
sick,
skin cancer,
stilton jarlsberg,
thanksgiving,
turkey,
wheelchair
Monday, November 23, 2015
Careful
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doctors,
guardian angel,
hospital,
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stilton jarlsberg,
thanksgiving,
turkey,
wheelchair
Friday, November 20, 2015
Window
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cleaning lady,
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stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair,
window
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
Simple
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lawyers,
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wheelchair
Monday, November 16, 2015
Sand
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quicksand,
sand,
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wheelchair
Friday, November 13, 2015
Screenplay
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jurassic park,
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thoracic,
wheelchair
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Judge
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cover,
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Monday, November 9, 2015
Lack
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stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Friday, November 6, 2015
Intensive
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icu,
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straight line,
tickles,
wheelchair
Wednesday, November 4, 2015
Legally
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cart,
court,
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horse,
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johnny optimism,
jokes,
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stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Monday, November 2, 2015
Homespun
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deliverance,
doctors,
embroidery lady,
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jokes,
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sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Friday, October 30, 2015
Halloween 2015
When Life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade. But when Life gives you a wheelchair and imagination, you can make anything - and these kids and their families prove it!
Best wishes for a fun, safe, and pleasantly spooky Halloween! -Stilton, Johnny & Lance
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Wednesday, October 28, 2015
Costume
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organ grinder,
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wheelchair
Monday, October 26, 2015
Hidden
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halloween,
hospital,
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pharmacist,
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stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Friday, October 23, 2015
Brooms
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hospital,
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make a wish foundation,
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wheelchair,
witch
Wednesday, October 21, 2015
Falling
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opera baby,
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stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Monday, October 19, 2015
Beautiful
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counselor,
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hospital,
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johnny optimism,
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make a wish foundation,
medical,
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stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair,
witch
Friday, October 16, 2015
Numb
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dentist,
doctors,
hospital,
humor,
johnny optimism,
jokes,
medical,
novocaine,
numb,
pediatric,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Wednesday, October 14, 2015
Lockjaw
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doctors,
hospital,
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johnny optimism,
jokes,
lockjaw,
medical,
nurse,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
temperature,
thermometer,
wheelchair
Monday, October 12, 2015
Revenge
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doctors,
hospital,
humor,
johnny optimism,
jokes,
medical,
montezuma's revenge,
school nurse,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Friday, October 9, 2015
Friends
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doctors,
friends,
hospital,
humor,
indians,
johnny optimism,
jokes,
medical,
sick,
spelling bee,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Wednesday, October 7, 2015
Hot Water
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doctors,
hospital,
hot water,
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jokes,
laundry lady,
medical,
sheets,
sick,
soup,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Monday, October 5, 2015
Boat
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boat,
boy,
doctors,
heart attack,
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johnny optimism,
jokes,
medical,
sick,
skipper,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Friday, October 2, 2015
October
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brace girl,
doctors,
halloween,
hospital,
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johnny optimism,
jokes,
medical,
october,
pumpkin head,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Read
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boneless,
book,
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doctors,
hospital,
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jokes,
medical,
sick,
spoiler alert,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Monday, September 28, 2015
Strained
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boy,
doctors,
food,
hoops,
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humor,
johnny optimism,
jokes,
medical,
pediatrician,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
strained,
wheelchair
Friday, September 25, 2015
Large
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catholic,
doctors,
hospital,
humor,
johnny optimism,
jokes,
mass,
medical,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
tumor,
wheelchair
Wednesday, September 23, 2015
Case
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hospital,
humor,
hypochondriac,
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jokes,
medical,
medical book,
shingles,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Monday, September 21, 2015
Scale
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doctors,
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hospital,
humor,
johnny optimism,
jokes,
medical,
riptum,
seizure,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Friday, September 18, 2015
Called
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doctors,
hospital,
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johnny optimism,
jokes,
medical,
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stilton jarlsberg,
technician,
wheelchair,
x-ray
Wednesday, September 16, 2015
Sink
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bath,
boy,
doctors,
hospital,
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jokes,
medical,
pediatrician,
sick,
sink,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
Monday, September 14, 2015
BooBoo
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booboo,
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jokes,
medical,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair,
yogi bear
Friday, September 11, 2015
Perfect
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doctors,
hospital,
humor,
johnny optimism,
jokes,
match,
medical,
organ,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
tissue,
transplant,
wheelchair
Wednesday, September 9, 2015
Tiny
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boy,
doctors,
flying,
hospital,
humor,
johnny optimism,
jokes,
medical,
old woman,
sick,
stilton jarlsberg,
wheelchair
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