Monday, March 18, 2019

Green

SPECIAL BONUS: STICKY SITUATION


Johnny's close personal friend M. Mitchell Marmel recently had some significant surgery done. It sounds like the surgery went well, suggesting that he didn't get any of Johnny's regular doctors (count your blessings, Mitch!) and that he'll be able to go home soon.

Join us in sending him best wishes for a full and speedy recovery!

Wednesday, February 27, 2019

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

Secret

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We're still a bit under the weather (and a bit high on codeine!) so this is a Valentine strip from the vault. Still, it's sweet...don't you think?

Monday, February 11, 2019

Cough

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This one is pretty much based on what I'm going through right now. Seriously, the way I'm honking I'm surprised that I haven't attracted a flock of horny Canadian geese.

Monday, January 21, 2019

Cutest

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We pride ourselves on keeping Johnny Optimism a "news free" zone, but couldn't resist tipping our hat to the recent grim headline which we cite in the first panel. And believe it or not, the headline was even worse than we're making it sound, because it said that the world's cutest dog died of heart break.

Frankly, the story sounded so depressing that the only way we could cheer ourselves up again was by looking at the sad event through Mr. Duck's murderous eyes.