Wednesday, October 3, 2012


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Dan Mathewson said...

Oh wow, the colors. Urk. *thud*

TrickyRicky said...

Hey Boo Boo, what's in the pickinick basket?

My Dog Brewski said...

@ TrickyRicky:
Service ace. Game-set-match, dude.
As an aside, I don't understand filtering a perfectly serviceable poison through a bear. Is bear vomit more palatable than arsenic?

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Dan Mathewson- That's probably what the pharmacist says before passing out every night.

@TrickyRicky- To quote Dan, "Smarter than the average b...oh wow! The colors! URK!" (*thud*)

@My Dog Brewski- The story about Lucretia Borgia is true, but I'm not sure exactly what the enhancement of bear vomit was. Unless it made the poison easier to hide in an omelet.

Pete D said...

At that point, it becomes "Ursa-nic" several times the potency (In Italy, poison strong, like BEAR /Russian accent)

Seriously, Arsenic and Old Mice?

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Pete D- People who are poisoned with Ursa-nic come to a grizzly end.