What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stranger.
Man, must have been a big bird! And clearly, his tool is too small.. Dumbass HAD the bill when he was there w/ the knife, should have taken it then... (oh, wait, turkeys have BEAKS, *ducks* have bills - my bad...)
Luckily when he cut himself it was easily hidden with the cranberry sauce. Bon appetit.
@Stan da Man- Yes, turkeys have beaks, ducks have bills, and you don't get down from a duck, you get down from an elephant.@TrickyRicky- When he opened his wrist, he said "And now, let us spray."
Stilt - :snort:!
Stilton - you're SUCH a Goose!
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