Monday, May 19, 2014


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Gladorn said...

I think you need a "See" Monkey joke to follow up this one.

"Sea" what I did there?

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Gladorn- Dang it, now I wish that the punchline was about Sea Monkeys, because the phrase itself is comedy gold.

"What's in my eye?"
"Looks like Sea Monkeys"

See? Instant hilarity! Now I've got to think of a way to work Sea Monkeys into some other gag...

Gladorn said...

@Stilton, obviously such humor must involve Mr. Duck, as he is the only one with the acting chops to make it an Oscar worthy performance. Don't go with the easy ploy of using the boy in the water jug, as he is still a little wet behind the ears.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Gladorn- Well, I might go with the kid in the water bottle. Easy ploys are some of my favorite ploys.

Then again, maybe I should go for Johnny's manic helper monkey...?