Friday, September 5, 2014


johnny optimism, medical, humor, sick, jokes, boy, dog, wheelchair, helper, monkey, morphine, lawyers


Westheim said...

I'm curious. Does he pay the lawyers with morphine, or bananas?

Also, how does the hospital know it was Johnny's monkey? Did they catch him on video 'ape?

Wahoo said...

So you're saying Johnny's helper monkey has a monkey on his back?

TrickyRicky said...

Here I lie in my hospital bed
Tell me, Sister Morphine, when are ya coming round again?
Oh, And I don't think I can wait that long
Oh, you see that I'm not that strong

Then again, maybe he's just a Stones fan.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Westheim- I'm guessing that the hospital heard rumors that Johnny's helper was bragging and flashing a lot of money at the monkey bars.

@Wahoo- Exactly. He's sort of like a furry fractal.

@TrickyRicky- For quite awhile, I've intended to add a character to Johnny's world called "the morphine fairy." She'll probably show up one of these days.

Wahoo said...

I saw some fractals once...after drinking some kind of tea in Jamaica.

Bruce Bleu said...

speaking of witch, what's brown and black and looks good on a lawyer?