What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stranger.
Hopefully Johnny will have recovered by November 1.
@drdave- Whichever direction the clock is moving, Johnny and I both take it hard. I don't care what anyone says: I LOSE sleep both times, and feel mildly ill for days.Plus, there's this little girl with a medical book who keeps telling me that changing your clocks can kill you.
When did Johnny become so open to suggestion? I thought he had more sense than that! Does the medical book state or imply that changing clocks kills? I'm going to guess it involves falling off a ladder or something. Oh, sorry, I hope I didn't let the cat out of the bag. Will letting cats out of bags kill you?
@JustaJeepGuy- I think it was Johnny's optimism that convinced him it was a day when everyone could spring forward.As far as clocks, ladders, cats, and bags go - yeah, they can all kill you. Although if all four are involved, you'll at least get a lot of YouTube hits out of it.
The Medical Book of Death, p.239Question: Will letting cats out of bags kill you?Answer: Yes, if said cats are members of the genus Panthera.
While Johnny's away, his helper monkey will play.
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