Wednesday, April 12, 2017


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TrickyRicky said...

I hope that the surgeon can at least tell a clavicle from a clavichord.....

Wahoo said...

Hohner? He hardly knew her!!!

Bruce Bleu said...

Good thing it wasn't a tuba, or it's larger cousin, the THREEba!

Stan da Man said...

Wholly CARP Bruce, now I'm seeing a multi-belled monstrosity that needs a stand to hold it, as a human can barely get a hand in to work the valves... NOICE!

Here I was, going w/ bagpipes, but a Threeba... OMFG!

Stan da Man said...

Wahoo - like the knight and the lady, he offered his honor, she honored his offer, and it was honor and offer all knight?

Gladorn said...

What is the definition of perfect pitch?

The sound of a banjo landing on a pair of bagpipes in the dumpster.

Whelp, that's the extent of my music related jokes. Good night every one, try the veal it's delicious.

Rod said...

Why an X-ray?
Because there is just NO WAY we can justify an MRI to insurance overseers.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@TrickyRicky- I'm sure there are some expensive tests that can help.

@Wahoo- You know entirely too much about harmonicas.

@Bruce Bleu- You're a glass half full kind of guy.

@Stan da Man- I think a Threeba is the instrument we see on those Ricola commercials.

@Gladorn- Your joke is fine, but I actually like both instruments. Preferably with a dash of didgeridoo.

@Rod- Not to mention that an MRI might pull a harmonica out the hard way (ouch!)

Anonymous said...

@Gladorn: a related sentiment - Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: Someone who knows how to play the accordion ... and doesn't!

Bruce Bleu said...

Standa, What's the difference between onions and bagpipes? Nobody cries when you cut up bagpipes!
EPIC! That's going in the "snarkpository" of humor!

NVRick said...

"Good night every one, try the veal it's delicious."
And don't forget to tip your waitress.
(Or is that sexist?)