Wednesday, July 25, 2012



My Dog Brewski said...
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Stan da Man said...

New dramatic adaptation, "Fanny"

The sun will come out your bunghole
you can bet your bottom
that your bunghole
is packed with sun

They've blown sunshine up
your bunghole
you'll fart rainbows and sh*t light bulbs
'Till there's none

(ok, never claimed it made SENSE)

The Digital Hairshirt said...

That is hilarious.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@My Dog Brewski- No harm, no foul, but I need to gently remind you that (per the direction over the comment box) I try to keep Johnny a "politics free" zone. For my own sanity as much as anything else (grin).

@Stan da Man- It's hard to think of any Broadway musical which couldn't be spiced up by addine a few performers with Tourette's.

@The Digital Hairshirt- I swear, some of these cartoons just appear fully formed and I don't know where in my noggin they came from. This is one of them.

kealolo said...

I like this character, and am perhaps more comfortable with Tourette's than I should be. I use the macro program "typeIt4Me" on my mac, and several common misspellings of short words expand instantly into Tourette's strings, giving me a chuckle. I'm easy that way. And Stilton - you could make that into an iPhone app easily and it'd probably sell, I hereby give you the rights to the idea.

Pete (Detroit) said...

Dunno Stilt, "Spamalot" is pretty good as it is...
Just sayin'
but as a rule, yah, I'd go for that. Especially in Italian Opera..

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Kealolo- Automation would take all the fun out of it.

@Pete(Detroit)- I have to concede that Spamalot is probably fine as it is (even though I haven't seen it). But you've got to admit that "The Tourette's Sound of Music" would be worth seeing!

Pete(Detroit) said...

"The ($@*$# are alive, w/ the sound of )^%$(%@#*$# "

"How to you %$#@#$% a problem like Maria"

Yeah, I'm SO there!

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Pete(Detroit)- Wow, now I really want to see it.