Monday, September 23, 2013


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TrickyRicky said...

Why didn't I think of that? Jacuzzi and inhalation therapy all in one.

Bruce bleu said...

Go to and look up; "Dozens Sickened, Hospitalised At Navy Yard Memorial Service". DON"T have any liquid in your mouth.

Gladorn said...

"Beans, Beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot!"

TrickyRicky said...

@ Gladorn - The second stanza:

"The more you toot, the better you feel.
"So let's eat beans for every meal."

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@TrickyRicky- Not to mention a renewable source of natural gas!

@Bruce Bleu- Now that's a fart that means business.

@Gladorn & TrickyRicky- As a young cheese, I learned that rhyme at my mother's knee. Which, come to think of it, is a better place to learn it than others I could think of.

By the way, when she was very young, she and her brother would sometimes visit their grandfather and sleep in his big bed next to him. He would occasionally shout "Everyone under the covers! I'm going to spit on the ceiling!" After which, of course, he'd release a fart under the covers for the delight and edification of the kids.

In other words, madness runs in my family.

Bruce Bleu said...

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

"Everyone under the covers!..."

Yeah Stilton, I've heard that referred to as a "Dutch-oven", I think it was coined by Edam Van Der Poot. As an aside, if I were born a girl, (like Chastity Bono, or lamont obama), my parents were going to name me "Flatulenta".