Friday, October 25, 2013

Burns

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4 comments:

TrickyRicky said...

Why does it hurt when i pee?
Why does it hurt when i pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when i pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'n' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
ARRGGGGHHHHHHHH! OOOOO!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas (Rattle)
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh god i probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-eee-ai-eee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt... when I
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

Frank Zappa (aka The Master)

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@TrickyRicky- I'd never heard that before. Now I need to seek out Zappa's original. Funny stuff!

Bruce Bleu said...

Here ya go stilt...

http://www.elyrics.net/read/f/frank-zappa-lyrics/why-does-it-hurt-when-i-pee-lyrics.html

TrickyRicky said...

A live version from Malmo, Sweden dated 5 September 1978, probably one of the first live performances, well before it was released on the "Joe's Garage" album.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdy5IYv3T-k

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe%27s_Garage