Wednesday, January 15, 2014


johnny optimism, johnnyoptimism, stilton jarlsberg, medical, humor, doctor, sick, jokes, wheelchair, boy and his dog, scary clown, tickles, gacy, john wayne


Westheim said...

A wheelchair-bound teenage boy alone with a killer clown who uses hospital supplies to subdue his victims ...?

Run, Johnny, ru- ... oh no.


John Robert Mallernee said...

Dr. Jarlsberg, are you REALLY expecting to get away with posting THAT one?


What a SUPER, clear out of this world, ZINGER!

Boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy!


Double WOW!

Copied, posted, credited, and linked.

Boy, I wish my printer still worked, so I could make some hard copies for distribution.


TrickyRicky said...

Not to worry, Lance will save Johnny. I'm pretty sure from his visage that Lance is a Labrador, faithful and true. Lost mine last night. RIP Fenway Citgo.

Bruce Bleu said...

I wonder if the clown ever got creeped out when he saw the laundry soap commercials about "Ringall around the collar"?

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Westheim- You just reminded me of the original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" in which a guy in a wheelchair tries to escape a homicidal maniac. Really, really unsuccessfully.

@John Robert Mallernee- It's probably just as well you're not posting hardcopies of this particular cartoon; people might start looking at your funny (grin).

@TrickyRicky- I am truly, deeply sorry for your loss. I lost my dear dog Maggie (a lab mix) just over two months ago, and the pain is only just now getting bearable.

In this hard world, I can at least promise that nothing bad will ever happen to Lance.

And you're right that while Lance is the bestest, gentlest, loyalest dog in the world, he'd take Tickles' arm off if he ever tried to lay a finger on Johnny.

@Bruce Bleu- I had to look up "Ringall" to find out he was one of Gacy's victims who got away with his life, but was forever rendered unable to ride a unicycle without flinching.

Bruce Bleu said...

Speaking about unicycles, didn't it raise ANY red flags for people when Gacy would ride his without a SEAT?
And, does anybody else notice that guys like him are said to be guilty of sex crimes, but not HOMOSEXUAL sex crimes?