Monday, March 3, 2014

Prepped

johnny optimism, johnnyoptimism, medical, humor, sick, jokes, hospital, wheelchair, stilton jarlsberg, colonoscopy, star trek

8 comments:

TrickyRicky said...

Dare I suggest that the good doctor's practice is obviously not in San Francisco.

jdas said...

Lol... I loved this one.... thank you sir.:-)

Stan da Man said...

Without Nurse Chapel, he doesn't have a prayer...

JustaJeepGuy said...

After receiving a mere sigmoidoscopy once, I gave serious consideration to getting a tattoo saying "EXIT ONLY" down there.

Gladorn said...

TrickyRicky- How do you separate the men from the boys in San Francisco?
With a crowbar. /rimsot
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night, try the veal.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@TrickyRicky- Good guess.

@jdas- As the colonoscopy techs say, "we aim to please."

@Stan da Man- It's also a bad sign if, before your colonoscopy, they ask you to wear a red shirt.

@JustaJeepGuy- I suppose that would work if your procedure is being done by an English speaker...

@Gladorn- You could also say "tip your waiters," only that has a different meaning in San Francisco, too.

Bruce Bleu said...

Stilton,
I surmise you've never watched "Behind The Candelabra".
JaJG,
Would a look into early psychology be called a "Sigmundoscopy"?
Gladorn,
Is a "rimsot" a drunk who "lives on the edge"?

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Bruce Bleu- I haven't seen "Behind the Candelabra," although any film about Liberace with "behind" in the title deserves to be in my Netflix queue.