Friday, July 18, 2014


johnny optimism, stilton jarlsberg, sick, jokes, medical, humor, emergency, drill, evacuation, ambulance


Westheim said...

More and more I get the impression that I am only the second-most unlucky person in the universe. That just hit me like a hammer.

TrickyRicky said...

A sad coincidence that it was the bully from shop class that used to torment Johnny mercilessly.

Stan da Man said...

Was that funny?
Not a bit
Wait, did you read the hole joke?

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Westheim- When Johnny says "things could always be worse" it's not so much optimism as prophecy.

@TrickyRicky- At his crime scenes, the bully always leaves a poorly made bird house.

@Stan da Man- Ouch! With puns like those, you should be writing for the industry newsletter: The Drill Press.

Gladorn said...

Why is Johnny always the one to get screwed in these comics?

And not in a good way.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Gladorn- It's the price of stardom.