Wednesday, June 24, 2015


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Gladorn said...

Wait until they find out that the greasepaint mustache is not covered under his insurance.

John Robert Mallernee said...

I predict that this joke will fall flat, because unfortunately, most of the younger folks will have no idea who Groucho Marx was, or what he was known for.

Westheim said...

Of course the younger kids know Groucho Marx. After he led half of Napoleon's army away from the battle of Waterloo, he wrote "Capital" and had his moustached likeness celebrated all over the (Socialist) world.

But unfortunately they don't teach that to kids in school these days. You have to read up on it yourself.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Gladorn- Maybe they can just use chocolate pudding.

@John Robert Mallernee- I'm sure you're right, and it's a great shame that the Marx Brothers aren't as appreciated these days as they should be.

@Westheim- This is why home schooling is so important.

Gladorn said...

"I'm not feeling very well. I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."

"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."