Nice try Tickles. He had better watch out or the cowgirl and her escaped convict cohort may get kinky on him. Bullwhips and branding irons and cattle prods, Oh My!
TrickyRicky- I think Tickles is out of his natural element here. Then again, bullwhips, branding irons, and cattle prods may be what he considers "party favors."
Stilton, considering Tickle's propensity to gravitate to the sexual, in order to be accommodating, the party favors should be a 10 power magnifying glass and an ITTY BITTY pair of tweezers.
True story. Attended a convention in Anaheim years ago. There were news alerts on the TV bar about rattlesnakes being driven out of the hills due to fires and into the community. Neither of the blondes beside me at the bar, though, seemed to buy my repeated assertions that semen is an effective snakebite antidote.
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Nice try Tickles. He had better watch out or the cowgirl and her escaped convict cohort may get kinky on him. Bullwhips and branding irons and cattle prods, Oh My!
TrickyRicky- I think Tickles is out of his natural element here. Then again, bullwhips, branding irons, and cattle prods may be what he considers "party favors."
Stilton, considering Tickle's propensity to gravitate to the sexual, in order to be accommodating, the party favors should be a 10 power magnifying glass and an ITTY BITTY pair of tweezers.
Tickles should be roped, thrown and castrated.
Bobo, the "castration" could be done by a "steering" committee.
True story. Attended a convention in Anaheim years ago. There were news alerts on the TV bar about rattlesnakes being driven out of the hills due to fires and into the community. Neither of the blondes beside me at the bar, though, seemed to buy my repeated assertions that semen is an effective snakebite antidote.
Wahoo,
Which asserts the validity of a bumper sticker I saw on a rag-top Beemer a few months ago... "Not All Dumbs Are Blonde"!
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