Monday, April 2, 2018

Jammed

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BONUS: ANNOUNCING THE NEW, OFFICIAL JOHNNY OPTIMISM T-SHIRT!


This actually isn't an April Fool's gag! Exclusively on Amazon.com you can now buy this beautiful, full color t-shirt featuring Johnny, Lance, and one of my most painful punchlines.

There's no faster or more stylish way to let the world know that you A) have a really strange sense of humor and B) don't give a darn what anyone else thinks.

Better still, if you buy now there's a good chance that you'll not only be the first one to order, but you might well be the only one to order! Which will make your shirt unbelievably valuable when culture mavens finally declare that Johnny Optimism is a mordant work of genius. Then again, it could also become a valuable rarity if I'm simply committed to a mental institution.

Which is, frankly, the more likely scenario.  -Stilton

5 comments:

John Robert Mallernee said...

I ordered mine!

Stan da Man said...

Dude obviously ain't into that hind lick maneuver...

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@John Robert Mallernee- Thank you! You will forever hold the honor of buying the first shirt!

@Stan da Man- He gets choked up just thinking about it.

TrickyRicky said...

I suppose a hungry ferret is better than a frisky gerbil.

TrickyRicky said...

@Stilton- I would love a Johnny T-shirt, but I will not order from Amazon.