Monday, July 9, 2018

Pledge

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5 comments:

Pete (Detroit) said...

Being even a LITTLE drunk at work is just uncool. Totally paranoid about getting 'found out,' the time DRAGS, and then you just need, I mean NEED a NAP...

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Pete (Detroit)- This is one of the key benefits of self-employment. Your choice of beverages during "coffee breaks" is considerably broader than in an office setting.

TrickyRicky said...

@Pete- Then there is also the danger of "daydreams about night things in the middle of the afternoon"....that gal two cubicles over is mighty attractive.

Ian said...

Note the wording. Not drinking ON the job does not preclude arriving with a nice buzz!

Pete (Detroit) said...

TR - "Fortunately(?)" not often an issue where I've worked... But there've been a few, to be sure!

Stilt - HELLS yes! but you still have to get the work done, eventually...