Friday, September 7, 2018

Bleeding

The school nurse...

johnny optimism, medical, humor, sick, jokes, boy, wheelchair, doctors, hospital, stilton jarlsberg, bleeding, pop quiz, school nurse

6 comments:

Kent Whitehead said...

There's always a prostate exam......talk about pressure!

TrickyRicky said...

@Kent- How do you think he ended up in the wheelchair?

Bruce Bleu said...

If Britney Spears gave that quiz, would she be a "Pop Tart"?

Doug M said...

• …then roll him out into the corridor and call janitorial.
• You out'a duck tape?
• His dog will lap it up.
• Won't the Transylvanian exchange student help?

Stan da Man said...

Bruce, I think she's always a Pop Tart... and I'd be willing to nibble her ... (ok, prolly want to disinfect first, but still...)

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Kent Whitehead- The phrase "put your elbows on the table" is terrifying to all men over 40.

@TrickyRicky- Now that's an interesting theory.

@Bruce Blue- Indeed she would!

@Doug M- Wow, you're just created the "Johnny Optimism Earwigs" cartoon!

@Stan da Man- After which she'll be "bitten knee" Spears?