Monday, September 24, 2018

Half

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8 comments:

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

Taking the piss again, Johnny?

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@M. Mitchell Marmel- Well, he is a whiz kid.

Bruce Bleu said...

I'm just wondering... does a "Urologist" go through the same training as a "Myologist", Ourologist" and "Theirologist", and you forgot to include the "Realist" who sees the glass as completely full... half water and half air.

Fortescue J. Giraffe said...

@Bruce: You sure it's WATER in the glass? We ARE dealing with a urologist, here. :D

'Course, it COULD be Clan McGregor Scotch. From all accounts, telling that from a lab specimen is a tricky affair at best. ;D

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Bruce Bleu- And then there's the monologist who just keeps talking about the darn glass.

@Fortescue J. Giraffe- Generally speaking, you can tell Clan McGregor from urine based on its temperature.

Fortescue J. Giraffe said...

@Stilton: What happens if each are allowed to assume room temperature? The mind boggles at the potential for confusion. ;)

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Fortescue J. Giraffe- Still not really a problem. Just drink the one that draws the fewest flies.

Fortescue J. Giraffe said...

@Stilton: I guess a proof test is out of the question. Burning gunpowder in either sample risks blowing up the entire neighborhood. ;D