Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Measles

johnny optimism, medical, humor, sick, jokes, boy, wheelchair, doctors, hospital, stilton jarlsberg, nurse, syringe, shot, measles, vaccine, dog, lance, spot

8 comments:

JustaJeepGuy said...

Lance can't get measles, right @Stilt? You promised!

TrickyRicky said...

Please don't tell me Johnny has gone anti-vaxxer on us.

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@JustaJeepGuy- I swore a sacred oath that nothing bad will ever happen to Lance. Well, nothing permanently bad - if he gets sideways with a skunk, it's not my fault.

@TrickyRicky- Nope. Johnny is just pointing out to the nitwit nurse that A) dogs can't get measles and B) Johnny's not going to allow an idiot with a needle to poke his dog.

Bruce Bleu said...

Well, I guess that's better than naming the dog "Mel Anoma".

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

Johnny has a hard time with dogs and shots ever since his last dog, "Old Yeller" ...

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@M. Mitchell Marmel- I am so stealing that joke!

Bruce Bleu said...

3M, the last guy to earn that moniker was Nikita Khrushchev, wasn't it? Oh, wait... maybe Sam Kinison?

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

@Bruce:

Kruschev was more "Old Pound Your Shoe on the Table", and Mr. Kinison, while a spectacular yell-er, was only 38 when he pulled a James Dean, so "old" hardly applies... ;-)