Friday, August 16, 2019


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Sergio said...

Me so horny. Kent with the Micronite (asbestos) filter refines away harsh flavor and your lungs

TrickyRicky said...

TB or not TB, that is the congestion.
Consumption be done about it?
Of cough, of cough, but it'll take a lung lung time.

Kent Whitehead said...

Been a while since I've been the butt of a cigarette joke! Lucky I guess.

M. Mitchell Marmel said...

Consumption Junction
What's your function?
Moving that phlegm
Along the line now...

See also: The Girl With Emphysema

DrDave said...

The Doc's a poet
But doesn't know it
Except for his feet
And they show it
They're Longfellows!

Stilton Jarlsberg said...

@Sergio- And "not a cough in a carload!"

@TrickyRicky- You really exhale at making puns.

@Kent Whitehead- It's all a matter of covering your ash.

@M. Mitchell Marmel- Schoolhouse Rock left a lot of perfectly good subjects untouched.

@DrDave- Well, you certainly can't get Whittier than that!